Stop Giving Predictable Gifts.
Start Decreeing Presidential-Level Fun!
Quia est ridiculum
You want to make them laugh, feel truly special, and give a gift they'll actually talk about. With AutoPen, you can finally do it by issuing a hilarious, personalized "Executive Order" for any occasion – from Birthdays and Anniversaries to Graduations, Weddings, or even a well-deserved Divorce party!
Does Finding the Perfect, Funny Gift Feel Like an Uphill Battle?
You know the feeling. Another special occasion looms, and the pressure is on to find something unique, memorable, and genuinely funny. But most gifts are… well, boring. They don't capture the moment, they don't make anyone snort-laugh, and they certainly don't make the recipient feel like the VIP they are. It's frustrating to spend time and money on something that just falls flat, leaving you feeling uninspired and them with another forgettable trinket.
You deserve to give gifts that spark joy and make you a legend, not ones that get politely tucked away.
We Get It. That's Why We Created AutoPen!
At AutoPen, we believe celebrating life's moments should be fun, not a chore. We understand the struggle of finding that perfect, unique gift that truly stands out. That’s why we built AutoPen, the easiest way to craft and send personalized, parody Executive Orders that are guaranteed to get a laugh.
Want "President Biden" to declare your friend's new baby the "Cutest Citizen Ever"? Or "President Trump" to make your brother's birthday "The Best Birthday, Everyone Agrees"? We provide the (parody) presidential seal of approval for any announcement, celebration, or just because. Generate a shareable image or email it directly – it's never been easier to give a gift that’s both personal and hilariously official.
Become a Gift-Giving Hero in 3 Simple Steps:
1 Choose Your Persona
Select the perfect (parody) Commander-in-Chief to deliver your important (and funny) message.
2 Select the Special Event
Choose the occasion. (Birthday, Graduation, Divorce, etc.)
3 Dispatch the Decree!
Generate the Executive Order, Proclimation, Memorandum of understanding, or whatever, as an image to share.
Imagine: No More Awkward Gift Exchanges!
Picture this: instead of a polite, easily forgotten gift, your friend receives an official-looking Executive Order from the “President” of your choice, complete with a gold-fringed seal and comically serious language. It’s not just a gift; it’s a story, a laugh, and a memory they’ll be talking about for years. This is the gift that keeps on giving – every time they look at it, they'll smile.
You're not just giving a gift; you're creating an experience. Say goodbye to gift-giving anxiety and hello to guaranteed smiles.
Ready to Start Being Hilarious?
Don't let another special moment pass by with a forgettable gift. It all starts with one hilarious Executive Order.