Terms of Service
Last Updated: July 5th, 2025
1. Acceptance of Terms
By accessing, using, or registering for this service (the "Service"), you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms of Use ("Terms") and all applicable laws and regulations. If you do not agree to these Terms, you must not use this Service.
2. Nature of Service
This Service is provided for entertainment, and recreational purposes only. The Service is not intended to provide professional advice of any kind, including but not limited to legal, medical, financial, or therapeutic advice.
3. User Responsibilities and Conduct
By using this Service, you agree to the following:
- You are at least 18 years of age or have obtained parental consent to use this Service if you are a minor in your jurisdiction.
- You will use this Service only for lawful purposes and in accordance with these Terms.
- You are solely responsible for all content you create, generate, submit, or transmit through the Service, including its accuracy, legality, and appropriateness.
- You will not use this Service to create, distribute, or promote content that is defamatory, harassing, threatening, abusive, hateful, or otherwise objectionable.
- You will not use this Service to infringe upon the intellectual property rights, privacy rights, or other legal rights of any third party.
- You will not attempt to circumvent, disable, or interfere with the security features of the Service.
- You will not use this Service for any commercial purposes without express written permission.
4. Prohibited Uses
You expressly agree not to use this Service:
- For any illegal activity or to facilitate violations of local, state, national, or international law.
- To harass, intimidate, threaten, or harm any individual or entity.
- To create or distribute content that violates applicable laws regarding obscenity, defamation, or privacy.
- To impersonate any person or entity or falsely represent your affiliation with any person or entity.
- To distribute malware, viruses, or other harmful computer code.
- If such use is prohibited or restricted in your jurisdiction.
Important: You acknowledge that you are using this Service at your own risk and discretion. You understand that the Service may not be suitable for all audiences or purposes.
5. Disclaimer of Warranties
THE SERVICE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT.
6. Limitation of Liability
TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, IN NO EVENT SHALL THE SERVICE PROVIDER BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF OR RELATING TO YOUR USE OF THE SERVICE.
7. Indemnification
You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless the Service provider from and against any and all claims, damages, obligations, losses, liabilities, costs, and expenses arising from your use of the Service or violation of these Terms.
8. Termination
We reserve the right to terminate or suspend your access to the Service at any time, with or without cause, and with or without notice, for any reason including breach of these Terms.
9. Governing Law
These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Florida, without regard to its conflict of law principles.
10. Changes to Terms
We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. Changes will be effective immediately upon posting. Your continued use of the Service after any such changes constitutes acceptance of the new Terms.
11. Severability
If any provision of these Terms is found to be unenforceable or invalid, that provision will be limited or eliminated to the minimum extent necessary so that these Terms will otherwise remain in full force and effect.
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